man... ignorant and stupid people are the worst kind of people in my opinion... and when they get together on day out of the week, and call it a religion... OMG...
the forum posted this up... the guy that did it his name is reverend jason... he's some kind of devil priest... anyways... he found this at his local church and posted up on the hondavision forum... it did get alot of people pissed, and made alot of them laugh.. check it out...
This is a newsletter that St. Mary's church in Colorado Springs sent out this week:
If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:
-Frequently wears black clothing. -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. -Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. -Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. -Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. -Takes drugs. -Drinks alcohol. -Is suicidal and/or depressed. -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) -Complains of boredom. -Sleeps too excessively or too little. -Is excessively awake during the night. -Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) -Demands an unusual amount of privacy. -Spends large amounts of time alone. -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. -Misbehaves at school. -Misbehaves at home. -Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. -Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) -Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature. -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. -Expresses an interest in sex. -Masturbates -Is homosexual and/or bisexual. -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. -Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". -Claims to be a goth.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
~St. Mary's Catholic Church
yeah i know... that is so much fucken bullshit... i hate it... why do they attack something that they have absoloutly no clue about... i'm going to go reply to everything that they complain about...
-Frequently wears black clothing. oh my god mother fuckers... nun's wear black clothing all of thier lives... and so do priest... what does the color black have to do with satan... just becouse it's a slang term in black magic... that doesn't exist...
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. what about religious rock bands... they don't get to have shirts...? are they different...?
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. whats wrong with color coordinating...? what if she's going to a funeral, and has to match her nails with the rest of her clothes...
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. okay... in other words, something you don't know what it means or where it came from... but it's still jewelry... it doesn't represent anything... it's just worn around your neck...
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. whats wrong with piercings...? really...? it's thier own body... they could do with whatever they want...
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) okay but not all of the time... i know music is a huge influence on people... but someone might just listen to a band becouse they like the sounds of the guitar, or the guy's voice... i like rage against the machine but i don't go to protest...
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. he can't have friends that like the stuff they like... as long as it isn't a gang...
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. okay now this is retarded... what if they just don't feel like doing that shit anymore... and since when did the bible, prayer, and church become a more important activity than sports...?
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. that would be true if any of that shit exsisted... if you are an adult with children you shouldn't believe in any of this...
-Takes drugs. every one does drugs... i don't give a fuck who you are, it's 2005 allready, everybody does drugs... at least cigs... nothing is wrong with it... our governator smoked alot of weed and took steroids... and i heard that jesus was on some good opium when he was crusified...
-Drinks alcohol. jesus used to drink... if he exsisted that mother fucker made wine out of water... OMG i wish i was his drinking buddy...
-Is suicidal and/or depressed. for this i blame the parents... it's the parents fault that they don't feel like living anymore... ask any psychiatrist and they will tell you... it's either the parent's fault or a devastating event...
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) i got to agree with these mother fuckers... at least they know that if your kid is cutting themselves to take them to the clinic... but like i said it's the parent's fault...
-Complains of boredom. your kid is just stupid... i don't know how anyone could be bored now and days... i could find entertainment with a bag of rubberbands...
-Sleeps too excessively or too little. your kid is a fat lazy pig... yell at him and tell him to get off his ass and wash the dishes... and if he's up all night take away the computer/tv...
-Is excessively awake during the night. look above... they shouldn't have anything to do in the middle of the night... unless they work graveyard...
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) they are just acting like complete and uder fucktards... tell them to shut the fuck up and take them out to the beach or something...
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. okay... parent's suck... it's the truth... to a minor parents really suck... who the fuck is going to want to hang out with a bible nut like you... just face it... get a life and stay out of thier business...
-Spends large amounts of time alone. look above... or maybe he just can't make friends... there are people like that.. they just don't feel like being bothered or they are bothered allready by something... it's your fault once again...
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) okay now this is just retarded... yes people... your kids are praying to satan when they are taking a shit... it's true... there's no denying it... face it... the toilet is a alter, and the seat is a ouija board...
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. who the fuck enjoys going out with thier friends and having a parent in thier business...? no one... don't do that... that will cause more than one thing on this list...
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. those are just retarded kids, or kids that have A.D.D.... seriously... i think the world is infested with kids that have A.D.D or A.D.H.D.... my nephew has A.D.D. and it's the worst... he's all fucked up but like i said it's his parent's fault... i don't see him talking to the devil...
-Misbehaves at school. i just cleared that one up up there... and who doesn't misbehaves at school...?
-Misbehaves at home. i just told you... A.D.D., or you feed them too much fucken suger... i didn't believe this until we got a kid that lives with us...
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. okay now this is the stupidest thing i have ever heard coming from a religion... and i know alot of religions... how the fuck did delicious, chocolaty, sugery, marshmellowy count dracula become a evil food...? how did this happen... the guys on the forum had a ball with this one... i hope whoever typed this shit up really dies...
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) yes drinking blood is dangerous... but in some cultures it's tradition, or good luck... maybe your child is multi-cultured... you never know... but i don't think he's stupid enough to drink blood that is not his own... and blood is really tasty... it taste like metal...
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) oh my god don't do that... what is wrong with watching cable... what classifies it as a corrupted media source... that's why there are ratings, and ways that you could avoid having a child watch pRon or contraversial stuff...
-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature. i don't agree, and i do agree with this one... i don't like games for children that are violent... that's just stupid... we have enough desensetized children with our ignorant parents allready... look at the age ratings... and RPG's just suck... if your kid likes RPG's he's a geek, don't worry about satan...
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. i hope that all of your kids are growing up with the internet... it's a real good advantage... as long as you are present or have a good babysitter program... the internet is wonderfull and it's your childrens future...
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. whats wrong with rocking out...? if thats how you dance a song, then it has to be... what if they called the waltz a satanist dance... will you still dance it... you couldn't dance it any other way... it's the waltz... and symbols part... your child is just an idiot again or has A.D.D....
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. hood rat... that is all... but you never know... there's this little girl down the street that mimics the moves of all of the new girl pop stars to the exact look... she takes classes and everything... she's going places... i see nothing wrong with it... what if she's the next britney spears... OMGBRITNEYSPEARSSOFUCKENH AWTRIGHTNOW!!!!!!...
-Expresses an interest in sex. that is so normal... sex is good... it's in thier nature that they allready know sex is good... if my kids didn't express interest in sex i would know that there is some kind of problem... maybe they got raped..? you never know...
-Masturbates OMG... hmm... everyone masterbates... i'm pretty sure alot of pastors/priest masterbate... what else are they going to do but masterbate... unless they are force feeding some kids in the confession hall... masterbation is good... i think that masterbation is better than sex... but it's just knowing that you are putting something inside someone else is so irrisistable...
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. okay this is not the devil's work... i'm pretty sure it's the parent's fault... even though we don't have an scientific explaination for it... so it has to be psychological... look at me... i'm none of the above... i'm not straight, gay, or bi... i don't like any of the sexes... i'll talk about that later...
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. how dare you talk shit about any other religion that isn't your own... that is so stupid... OMG how dare you... and satanism isn't about worshiping satan... it's about god, and life... like the buddist... stupid bible fucks really pissed me off on this one...
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". this one is easy... stop buying them that shit... i know it's what they want to wear... and if you can't control it fuck it... it's just clothes and stupid shit that if it breaks they won't give a fuck about it... it's just a small metal pin or a paper sticker...
-Claims to be a goth. no one claims to be goth... and if they do you have nothing to worry about... they are all a bunch of pussies that do good in school, go to college, and raise a family with good jobs... i've never meet a gothic person that isn't going to be successfull... you could tell from a young age...
so yeah... ignorance takes you nowhere... and if you do what this bulletin tells you to do you are a horrible parent... and it's not only my opinion, go ask anyone with a phd... they'll set you straight... but anyways... i just wanted to get that off of my chest... now on to the more important stuff... me... this is where i'll tell you what went on today... first of all today sucked... i didn't get to do shit... why couldn't my sister's wake me up early, and we should of gone to lancaster... fucken retarded morans... that shit really got me mad... then they weren't home when i woke up, and i had both of my nephew's over too... well... coyo was in the house too, so i wasn't alone... it was allright... i got on the internet to print out some music tabs that i wanted... OMG who has a printer now... thats right... after like a month with a printer, and no printer cable they finally got one from wal-mart... the real devil store... i would be more worried if my kids loved going to wal-mart or worked there... that would be scary...
so i'm on the internet, and this stupid tblog webserver was down... since yesterday that's why i didn't post anything... fuck you tblog... j/k... then i noticed that my dog bubbles took a shit in my room... OMG it was so fucken nasty... it stank and it was diarhea... that was gross... so alan, my sister's "man" said that he would clean it up for me... then i hear him gagging, and i start laughing... then he comes asking for some lysol stuff, and tells me that he just threw up... and he was pretty mad becouse he says that he has a tolerance to gross stuff... me to... that would get me really mad... so he cleaned it up... nothing left... and he said... i'm never going to pick up another shit from this bitch again... lol... all right i told him... like an hour later the bitch decieded to take another shit in my room... OMFG... i threw her out like ten minutes before and she didn't do anything but play in the rain... so i go look and it was the same gooey nasty shit...
so i grab a roll of paper towels, and head to my room... as i started to stare at it, i started to gag... WTF..?? me gag at something gross..¿¿ nevAr!!!!... sure enough it got to me where i threw up a little in my mouth... and that just made me run to the restroom... which is in my room... i spit it out, but it kept coming out... i had just ate mac and cheese with a spicy hot dog... the hot dog made it all taste nasty, but the mac and cheese gave it a nice texture... lol... i couldn't believe i was throwing up... but i was enjoying it... i like the feeling kind of... it's refreshing... when i stopped i brushed my teeth... i had blood shot eyes... i was so fucken pissed off... my friend was over and he was tripping... stupid tony didn't know why the fuck i threw up or was mad about... i told him that i never get grossed out at anything... i have an iron stomach... but bubbles shit was gross... it was all dog food and vitamins so that shit really really stank... lol...
never again.. i'm throwing that bitch outside... fuck this... okay... i'm going to change the topic a little... my sister got me a "breast cancer awareness" pink bracelet... i've been wanting one... and yes i'm wearing it... i don't give a fuck... my mom died of cancer, and i want women to be carefull because it's a horrible way to die... i know it's going to raise up alot of questions, and i'm not embarrassed to talk about it... and i've always supported the pink ribbon foundation... i've always purchassed pens, socks, and shirts and gave them to my sisters... i'm also looking forward to buying a couple of "live strong" yellow bracelets... those are for lance armstrong cancer research foundation... i want three of those... one for me, and two for my guitars... i'll probably get the keychain too... i've been wanting these for a long time now... i just found out that they sell them at the mall...
well... i must be going... remember people... books don't have the answer to all of your problems... alot of the answers are common sense...
good nite... vote for me...
gumbii...........
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