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here's a cute lil' asshole gothic fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
where have i been... partying hardcore, and i'll show you how...
01.25.05 (12:16 am)   [edit]

pretty hardcore weekend... six pichers of beer, sports bar, 9 twelve backs, 4 idiots, one baby shower, one day sobering... equals one fun weekend...


 



OMG, this is how i felt when we went to B.J.'s for some drinks... we had to make up a excuse, so we celebrated burro's birthday... what a weenie... we planned it a week ahead, and non of his buster friends showed up... haha... fucken asshole losers... so anyways... we show up and take a table at the bar section... fuck making reservations, or waiting an hour and a half for a table... we start off light... we get two pitchers of Jeremiah red to start... i think it has 7.1% alcohal value.... it's some good ass dark beer... it looked like we were the only ones getting dark beer around us... the girl was tripping... i'm pretty sure she's never seen 5 guys pound 6 pitchers of thier strongest darkest beers in an hour and a half... yeah i know... we also got two BBQ pizzas... those are the best pizzas on the planet... i swear to got they are... you go to go to this place... it's called B.J.'s and it's located at cerritos square by the mall... awesomeness... so after we decieded to leave...


gabriel and jose...


jose, and grass...


OMG that cookie was the best cookie on the planet... it had fresh vanilla ice cream on it... and it was all chewy, and hot... chocolate chips and everything... OMG it was so good... i ate the entire thing... the waitress found out that it was gabriels birthday... supposedly... and she hooked it up... so i ate it... everyone tasted it... but i ate it... OMG it was so delicious... i loved every bite of it... yummity yum yum... next time we go i'm defenetly going to buy a couple of those... but i'll try the white chocolate one, or macadamia... last time they offered us desert, but then me and carla looked at ourselfs and we hung our head down and said no... lol... i'm getting incredibly fat, and i don't need it... but fuck it... it's so delicious...


i drove juan's truck becouse the idiot was too drunk, and josé drove his accord... yeah we were pounded... but i still didn't feel that fucked up... but when we got home, gabriels friends decieded to come over, and we made them buy a shit load of beer... take a look...

newcastle, becks, and ¿grolsch?.... WTF is grolsch...???

esgardo, burro, and carlitos...

stupid drunk ass grass...


that's jerry (wannabe gumby) and juan... looks like he's shitting...

carlitos, esgardo, burro, agui, jerry, and josé...

idiots... and yeah these are pictures of us drinking outside my side walk... that is my house... OMG those pics are nothing than what really happened... after we got home... they started drinking again... i didn't... i had to go to sleep early becouse i had to go to a baby shower early in the morning to set up... i had to be up at 7... fuck that... so i tried to sleep really early... so anyways... burro's friends got beer for them twice... OMG twice... even after josé gave carlito's car the "Flying Peanut"... lol... stupid josé gets so drunk he's funny... he threw a peanut at his car, and turned and said... "he just got the flying peanut"... WTF was that about... then before that... we were rapping about that short guy carlitos... he's not my friend... he's burro's friend... and we always rap when we are drunk... it's super funny... i need a camcorder or something... so we started rapping about the idiot... and he started to get a little closer... and we stopped rapping... but then josé "me'd" the song... he did something like... Me me me me me ME Me... i've never heard that idiot do anything like that in my life... we started laughing like jack asses...


juan was super wasted too... he went into my house and started flaunting his cash around... what an nincompoop... i asked him if he had a pearl necklace in his wallet, and he shut the fuck up... lol... that's an inside joke... then he got really close to flo (mag's friend), and looked at her shirt... she had the simpsons... then he started nameing people... that's gumbii, that's josé, that's... when he got to the third "that"... he touched her nipple with his finger... LOL... that was comedy... so he got embarrased and walked outside... then he was telling me something, and he put his lips on my shoulder, and agui started laughing and talking shit... i said... "i'm going to tell josé about this"... and he got really red, and ran inside... he was talking to my sister's and all of the sudden he knocked out on the couch... that was the first time he's ever slept in my house i think... he usually gets all stuborn and sleeps at josé's house... they're related...


jerry was also plastured... he went to my bathroom, and fucked it all up... he did something that i didn't know it was possible... he fucked up my shitter with shit... he clogged it up, and made it chocolodo... lol... idiot... then he goes out, and asks me... "how do you flush your toilet?"... i told him that he has to plunger it... so he started plungering it... and OMG it gets worse i guess... josé comes, and tells him just to leave it alone... lol... so who has to fix, it and clean it up... that's right... me... don't be surprised... it's my friend, i don't mind... but OMG i wish i didn't have to... it was so horrible... i gagged and threw up a little in my mouth... i should of taken a picture... then he sends burro back to see if it's still cloged becouse he wanted to use it again... lol... fucken shit... so i just left to the living room... i didn't want to be around... so i wanted to fall asleep... i turned on my alarm clock... and layed down...


and what happened next... i kept hearing people... "¿where's gumbii?" times a million... then i heard josé come into the room to use the restroom... after he finished he turned around and turned off the light... then he walked out, but stopped... i guess he remembered that i was laying down in my bed... he turns the light back on and yells... "FAGGOT!!!".... lol... i wanted to laugh so hard but i just held it in... that was hillarious... then i tried to go to sleep more... i had a head ache becouse of the stupid ice cream... then 10 minutes later i got a huge nose bleed... then after i fell asleep, i got a horrible shit attack... then after that... i woke up with horrible heart burn... that was the worst... i guess it was the pizza or the beer... damn ulcer... i hate it... why do i have to be plagued with every disease on the planet...??? oh well... at least i'm not gay... lol... josé says i'm half gay... i'm not sure what that means... but i'm okay with it... as long as i'm not fully gay... lol...


so i wake up early as fuck the next day... OMG i was so tired... i only slept like 4 hours... so i get ready and my ride is here... it was my cousin cris... it was his cousin's baby shower... so we start setting up stuff... cleaning... shit like that... then i had a soda break... i started staring at this guy....

yeah i know... it's a pigeon... but this pigeon was tripping me out... he was building a nest from little pieces of dead dry grass... he must have been doing this for hours, or not days... he had a shit load of grass all ready in his hole thing... i was amazed, and inspired by this poor bird... how could something that probably no one has ever singled out in it's life be doing something so increadible... i've never seen it done before... i've seen spiders make thier webs and stuff... but this guy was building his own house... for his family... he was being a responsible parent... then i started thinking about life... i don't want to get into it, becouse i still don't have an idea about it... but it made me think... so i had to take a picture of him... i printed him out and put him on my school folder... i will remember him forever... or at least try to...


so in the baby shower... a grip of people showed up... i know hardly any of them... just a handfull... burned a couple of DVD movies... watched the primus concert DVD in full HDTV and 5.1 dolby surround... awesome... primus is so much talent for one band... i got to check out oysterhead later... so that was my saturday... not much... i was still drinking newcastle... pretty good day... sunday... josé, carla and me went to the starlight swapmeet... it was fun... at least i got out of the house for once... it's been a wile since i've been to any outdoor swapmeet just to walk... josé got dewey a dog collar, and i'm thinking about getting buddah a custom gray leather dog harness... the old man wants 30 bucks for a custom harness... that is so worth it... we're going back this sunday, and i'm going to give him at least $10 so he could make me the harness... he said that he could get any kind of leather, and hook it up... i want to get him a matching leash, collar, and a matching collar for me... with spikes...


today monday, i went to class... OMG it was so fucken boring... but i met some new people... i don't know what the fuck thier names were... but they seemed really cool... i guess normal college people aren't like us mechanicly inclined people... they are much stranger than us... or just not as much assholes like us... lol... this guy seemed really nice, but he didn't come on to strong, or sound like he was trying to hard... he was just a really cool person... he gave us copies of the puzzles we had to do... i wonder why he made so many extras... maybe he did it for that sole purpose... hmm... i wonder... then foot came to my house... he wanted me to put on his stereo becouse it got stollen... check it out....

so i got clarion that i had laying around and tried to install it... it didn't work... i ran all of the fucken wires, installed a amp, did everything... and the damn shit didn't work... i probably worked on his car for like 2 hours straight... with several breaks in between... but in the end the shit didn't want to make a sound... fuck everybody that moment... but it's all good...


lol... josé's mom asked him why he was throwing up and acting like an idiot... she knew he was drunk... she was just beating around the bush... and you know what he said..???¿ "es por qué comi mucho turkey"... what a fucken idiot... he told her becouse he ate too much turkey... LOL... who the fuck would say that... OMG dork 100% 4 lyfe...


well i'm outs... i'm uber tired... i'll see you all tomarrow... if you read the entire thing comment on it... if you didn't don't leave any idiot comments... thank you....


gumbii..........

 
OMG idiots are at it again... OMG i can't believe i found it...
01.20.05 (2:16 am)   [edit]

i can't believe i found the concert DVD of the band primus... i am so excited about it... and whoever is being an idiot commenting stupid shit better stop...


okay... so i'm all happy about my DVD and decide to blog about it... i haven't bloged in a wile, so i go to my comments and what do i find... check this out...






u r the wershiper of satan and deserve to rot in the pit of hell where u came from u fucking beaner



really..?? so i replied to his little comment...






okay... bitch wut now...
you have some serious problems... if i know you i will find out who the fuck you are... if you are an ex-girlfriend of mine... well i understand... i dumped for a reason, or i cheated on you to get you off of my back... and thats what you get... i fucken hate ignorant stupid people, and yes supriseingly you are one... congradulations on not hurting anyone and trying to hurt someone... or i don't know what this comment was ment for... are you a religious white boy that is confused and has no clue in diversity..??? or are you some black guy that is a jehova's witness that thinks this way becouse your mom brain washed you...??? either way you should be happy that you wrote that becouse you are an stupidiot... and congradulations on not acompleshing anything...




this was today's mission... since we can't buy anything today, which is "don't spend a dime day", i hurried on up to buy this DVD... it's primus' concert DVD...


okay... now that that is off of my chest... i'll carry on about my new DVD... it is the super shit... i couldn't believe that i found it... i was so excited... well... first we went to target... that's becouse i found it at the target web site, and i thought that they might carry it becouse it just recently got released... this is the target we went to...


well... they didn't have it... i fucken got so damn mad... oh well... juan got a shirt that he wanted... and when we got to the register he didn't have one cent... that was hillarious... and awesome... so i told him not to trip, i have cash... and we headed on to the mall... OMG i went to the wearhouse music, and guess what.??? they had it... OMG i got so fucken happy i even hugged juan... lol... check me out...


i couldn't believe i found it... YAY for me in a spongebob shirt at the mall today... so i got it for 16 bucks... not bad... i was looking for the red hot chilli peppers DVD live from slane castle, but they didn't have it... that would of been the super duper shit... but i'll just hit up chris if he would make me a copy of it... or you never know, i might find it on ebay or something... but i really want that DVD too... so i just finished watching it... it's two full hours and a half long... and it's all Les Claypool... man that guy is god... yes... Les Claypool = god... i'm serious... he does some really insane stuff that not alot of people could do...


so anyways... i'm going to talk about something not related to any of this Les Claypool worship... wile we were at target, juan decieded that he wanted a DVD too... he found menace II society and walked around with it... then i noticed that he wanted to steal it... what a fucken turd... i don't give a fuck what he does, but why all of the sudden does he decied to steal a DVD...? it didn't make any sence... and juan, if you are reading this learn something from this... anyways... in the truck he was all gloating, "you should of taken a picture of the professional" or something like that... that was not a professional move... he kept looking around, acting suspicious... what a tard... when i was under-age i was pro... i was so much pro... i took all kinds of stuff... video games, cd walkmans, DVD's, toy's, VCR's, ties, anything and everything that i wanted, i would get... i didn't give a fuck... but since i turned 18 i don't think i've stolen anything that i wouldn't need...


and that's becouse i am now scared of going to jail... i even said it on my eighteenth birthday that i will stop the crime of shoplifting... it was all fun and games... but now i could seriously get caught up in deep shit... so i called it cold turkey... no more for me... now this idiot deciedes to steal in my presence... he didn't get caught, but still... why did he decied to jack that stupid worthless movie... he should of got a classic or something... like hero, or napoleon dynomite... he decieded to get a nigger movie... that really pissed me off... i hate stupid retarded gang movies... especially the ones with niggers... they aren't really that tough... they just used holywood to make them look bad and scary... but they are really all just a bunch of pussies... but that is my honest opinion... i'm pretty sure that they are some hardcore black guys around... but i've never seen one... and i've been all over LA...


but i'm just talking shit... stupid juan... you almost topped burro... well that's all for today... i will blog tomarrow about something, but i don't know yet...


gumbii........

 
yay i have a camera now... i'm going to get into pornography...!!!
01.14.05 (3:18 am)   [edit]

yes i finally got another digi cam... now i can post pictures up in here... i wonder what i'll post first... maybe what i did today...


 


oh shit... guess what song i'm listening to again... i've been listening to only two songs for the past month... disposition, and reflection from tool... those have the best bass lines i have ever heard and learned how to play... they are so perfect and genius... i would of never thought of them, and they used them riffs so perfectly... those guys are truely musicians... there's no doubt about it... i wish i could see them in concert one day... that would be the shit... i just checked thier site, and they don't have any tour dates or tours that they are going to bust... i guess becouse they are bearly finishing up thier cd, or starting it... but i know as soon as they are finished they should do a tour or something... i hope so... i need to pick up the new a perfect circle too... it's almost the same band... the singer, and i think the drumer are the same people...


well... here are some pics of what i did today... check it...


this is my back yard... yeah, i know... it's a river bank... we went to the river bank today thru a hole that is in jose's back yard... we had to jump down there...


it was beautifull... there were ducks, and green everywhere...







how fucken beautifull is that... i love it... it's like so much nature in my back yard... i love going back there... last time agui, jose and me took dewey down there just to walk him... it's a great place to walk a dog... well... we took wishbo down there, he wasn't tied... he's smart enough to know what the fuck to do... of course he was running around like a fucken idiot... but he's been down there plenty of times... here he is in action...







that's him all cold inside his house... this dog is smart... he would fetch anything we would throw in the water... bad ass dog...


i'm going to end this... i have to go to class in a wile... so i'm going to post a picture of a sun flower that is growing in the river... i'm going to dig it up and replant it... or at least try... check it out...


lates...
gumbii.............

 
let me tell you a secret really fast... can i trust you... hmm...
01.12.05 (3:11 am)   [edit]

i'm just kidding... i don't have any secrets that i keep... i tell everyone everything without a care... soy un sin-beruenca...


 


i'm really not going to do an entryright now... i have to take a shower and get ready for class... i'm going to attempt to get into a class that has allready started, but i really need to get in... it's psychology... i fucken hate that class but i need it... it's a requirement... so fuck it... might as well get it out of the way... fuck it... i'm going to go take a shower now...


sorry for the short post...


gumbii.............

 
OMG i have to make this really fast... faster... FASTER... OMG faster... yes... yeas... YES!!!...
01.10.05 (11:46 pm)   [edit]

i'm super dead tired, so i really don't anything to blog about right now... if you are extremely bored, check out last weeks blogs... thank you...


 


you probably noticed my wizard... he's my blue robbed sex slave... he does all of my biddings and gives me his asshole after an extensive enema... then i tongue him for hours... OMGTHATISSOFUCKENHOTRIGHT NOWICAN'TSTANDIT... i'm sorry... i couldn't help my self... it's the beard that the wizard carries... and the magical beanie... you should see his hairy chest... anyways... aside from all of the anal me and the wizard have, i made him say all kinds of stupid shit... but i really didn't give him much thought... i'm going to spend tomarrow thinking about what he should say, and change it... i will always be changing it... it's really easy... i stole him like i steal everything else... he was engaged with this hooker from south central... i made him kick the habit, and filled every one of his orafice with love... awe....


anyways... i'm so stuck on stupid... SOS... i've been listening to two songs from tool for like a month straight... just two mother fucken songs... disposition, and reflection... i talked about reflection like a week ago on my blog... yeah... every fucken day i listen to that fucken song for about 4 hours straight on repeat... yes i know something is wrong with that picture... but those songs are so fucken great... they are perfect... every note, every word, every riff/chord... they are virtually perfect... especially disposition... i can't enough of it... they are so mellow, and relaxing... Tool is the best band on the planet... i want to be in a band like them... i'm pretty sure i could come up with some cool shit like them... i just need like 2 or 3 more years playing the guitar, and i will make up some shit like that... i know i'm talented enough for it... i learned two tool songs in a couple of hours today... like two hours... and these are 11 minute songs...


fuck it... lets talk a little about family... it sux... i hate it... this is my family okay... the only people that know anything about us is a cousin that lives in whitier, another that lives in chula vista, and another in san francisco... the one in whitier comes every once in a wile... the ones in chula vista call alot, and come at least twice a year... but the one in san francisco emails me like every other day... she recently emailed me saying that if i saw her mom becouse she was in town... and i told her that i didn't see her, or i didn't even have a clue that she was in town... no one ever thinks to go to gumbii's house... even though we only live not even a block away from my cousin's house where she was staying... i'd say it's a one minute walk to there to here... and it's always the same thing... last time my pregnant with twins cousin came to my cousin's house and we didn't find out untill two months later... that really sucked... and she's my nephew's god mother... i fucken hate that...


i guess it's becouse my mother past away like 6 years ago... ever since then no one comes to visit us... no one... i remember every holiday, or even weekends, relatives from all over would come to our house... and now... nothing... i explained to her how i felt, and she knew, and apologised... i don't know why she apologised... she did nothing wrong... but she felt kind of guilty becouse her mom didn't stop by at least to say hi... but it's okay... at least she does everytime she comes into town... she brings us chocolates... lol... i love me my chocolates... she just recently started emailing me about a year ago... it's becouse she would see her uncle (my neighbor) and ask him how we were... and he wouldn't know shit becouse he doesn't assosiate with us... how sad... so she called me and asked me for my email address... so now we are email-buddies... i love her alot for that... i guess it's our generation that aren't pig headed and won't visit... if i had bussiness over by her pad i would stop to see her too... but i don't... and i don't know where she lives... i wouldn't have a clue...


well... now i'm semi tired... i think i'm going to stop this... remember to vote for me, and check out my wizard... and do everything he says... he's a bored little wizard that is sore from the bum...


gumbii...

 
the internet... yeah... it's a hang out for these kinds of people....
01.10.05 (6:33 am)   [edit]

if you don't know how this bloggin goes on... it's a trip... you go around making comments on thier entries, and they return a comment... and when i comment i don't give a fuck so watch out...


 


okay... the other night i finished with a blog entry and i was talking thru that tblurt thing... it's a good way get a ton of traffic to your site... i  used to never use it... but lately i have and i get like a hundred views a day sometimes... and i make friends... sometimes... well this girl named lil808chick said... come see me blog... and i was like... okay... that doesn't make sence but it's probably a type-o... so i go there and OH MY FUCKEN GOD... poor little girl... if yo want check her out... http://lil808chick.tblog.com/" title="http://lil808chick.tblog.com/" target="_blank"http://lil808chick.tblog.com/... yeah thats her blog... this is what it said that day... or it probably still says the same thing... i noticed that she don't blog that often...





hey ppl yeha mann shit i juss wrote a long asz blog juss a minuet ago and now its all freakin gone mann so yeha i dont really feel like writin dat much no more but yeha well juss hit me back up at mi xanga page aight its lil_hawaiian08 aight well payce




oh shit... i had to say something to this little girl... i know it wasn't going to be nice... so this is what i wrote on a comment...






haha... thats what you get... j/k... that happened to me.... and you should try to start using correct punctuation... i felt like slapping someone when i read your blog... no offence, i grew up with alot of little girls that think that they are gangsta, and try to talk like they need to blow thier noses... it's okay... it's probably your mom's fault for allowing you do whatever you want...






i know it's a little harsh... but i thought she was one of those dream angel i want to be a gansgster so i got to start talking out of my nose so i could sound like i came out of the movie boulivard nights kind of girl... but when she responded... she said that she's in hawaii... look...





hey dont be makin fun of how i talk okay i mean mann i aint even from seattle i'm from hawaii and most people over dere dont have great english okay cuz dey mostly speak pigeon aight butta yeah well thatzs all i've got tew say oh yeah dont be talkin bout mi mother aight aight den byeeeee



lol... she went to my blog and did that comment... she couldn't reply on her own comment page... she didn't even read my blog... what an ass... oh well... to me i call that spamming... or +1 tbuck for her... and girl... i didn't make fun of the way you talk... i made fun of the way you type... you type esacly how you talk... and that is not the correct way to do it... so i couldn't leave this alone... so i replied to her comment...





OMG lil808chick... lol... congradulations... i think you are going to be the focus of my next blog entry... and i don't believe you... i know alot of educated people that go to my college that came from hawaii... there's no ghetto there... you just think you are the shizznitizznizzle... (is that spelled correctly?) please don't use your dialect when you comment on someone's blog... try it out on word first, and spell check it... i'm pretty sure it will "not compute", but atleast you will get an "A" for effort... lol...




so you see... if this is lil808chick don't look surprized or be pissed off becouse i told you that i was going to do this... and i'm not trying to make you look dumb, or fight with anybody... i just want to discuss how i don't understand why this problem is so big and global... since she claims to be in hawaii... so it must be global... i don't get it... how do you go to school and learn nothing... some shit should at least stick... i used to make fun of people like this in highschool so they could start wanting to learn and not look stupid all of the time... seriously... no one rewards people for being un-educated and ignorant... but i see that everyone is like that now... everybody... every job, or place i've hung out at has these kinds of people... i'm getting tired of having dumb useless getting nowhere conversations with people... i'm not saying that i am incredibly smart, but i am not a fucktard...


maybe it's the way i dress... i dress like them, therefore they want to talk to me... that really sux... or it's the piercings... why are looks so decieving... it would be cool if we could see peoples personallities instead of appearances... that would be awesome... imagine that... well it's not happening, and i'm not going to change the way i look... i will still wear my blinky the three eyed koi fish slippers and my oscar meyer weenie mobile pijamas outside... thats actually what i'm wearing... and a black pokemon shirt that i've had since i was in highschool... yeah i know... pretty hot right...? okay then... i know i dress like an idiot, but i'm just loungin in my house doing nothing... so it's okay... i usually wear dickie or levi's with a band shirt, and skater shoes... anyways so yeah... our education program must really really suck... you teachers suck... and it's true... i didn't learn anything in highschool... just how to hack computers... mr. ban our computer teacher was the shit...


i'm learning now, but only becouse grades matter this time... high school as long as you went everyday you were set with good grades... at least a "C"... sux to be a studen now... i did learn alot in elementary and intermediate... i know those schools don't work anymore becouse of the way my nephew thinks... he doesn't... he has no common sense and is terrible with everything... we know he has dyslexia, i have dyslexia too... but i think he also has A.D.D.... it hasn't bee diagnosted by a doctor, but he has all of the symptoms... but then again, it just might be the fucken teachers fault... him and my other nephew tell me that they never told them to stay inside the lines when they are colouring... what kind of bullshit is that..? that really got me mad and i went to talk to thier teacher... that is very important in everything... they learn how to control thier selves more... and improves thier artistic ability... even thought someone can't draw/paint, they still have artistic abalities...


anyways... if yor are reading this and going to school please pay attention... i hate stupid people, and there is a shitload of other people that feel the same way... we don't hate you for trying, we hate you for not trying your best... but if that is your best you shouldn't be allowed to associate with the rest of us... you just make the world as a whole alot dumber... other planetary races are laughing at us becouse we can't break the time spae continium... i'm probably sure i mis-spelled that, becouse i've never typed it before... i had to try to sound it out... thats something lil808chick should of tried to do... and these people are getting good jobs, thats the thought that scares me even more... attack of the body snatchers all over again... but it's not communism anymore... it's retardedism... oh well... i really should stop talking shit about these people... some of them will get to read this and get mad, but fuck them...


it's all your fault we get the wrong shit every time we go to a drive thru and there's a fucken fucktard working the window that night... i said butter milk you fucken kunt get it right... anyways... i'm getting pretty pissed off right now, and i don't need too... i haven't been sleeping well, and it's 8 in the fucken morning... just don't try to be so damn dumb... i'm going to make me a cup of coffee, and get me a pan dulcé... yeah thats the stuff...


well... sorry for the relly short blog entry... i just had to get that shit off of my chest... maybe later i will start posting shit that goes on in my day instead of this that goes on in my head... but it's becouse i don't do anything all fucken day... i have lots of shit to do but i'm just so fucken lazy... i'm going to go feed my dogs, and fish now... good nite...


gumbii............

 
¿why does religion suck so damn much...? ¿why is it controled and overpowered by so much ignorance
01.09.05 (3:54 am)   [edit]

man... ignorant and stupid people are the worst kind of people in my opinion... and when they get together on day out of the week, and call it a religion... OMG...


 


the forum posted this up... the guy that did it his name is reverend jason... he's some kind of devil priest... anyways... he found this at his local church and posted up on the hondavision forum... it did get alot of people pissed, and made alot of them laugh.. check it out...



This is a newsletter that St. Mary's church in Colorado Springs sent out this week:

If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in.
The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through
meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very
dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your
child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

~St. Mary's Catholic Church




yeah i know... that is so much fucken bullshit... i hate it... why do they attack something that they have absoloutly no clue about... i'm going to go reply to everything that they complain about...


-Frequently wears black clothing. oh my god mother fuckers... nun's wear black clothing all of thier lives... and so do priest... what does the color black have to do with satan... just becouse it's a slang term in black magic... that doesn't exist...


-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.  what about religious rock bands... they don't get to have shirts...? are they different...?


-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.  whats wrong with color coordinating...? what if she's going to a funeral, and has to match her nails with the rest of her clothes...



-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.  okay... in other words, something you don't know what it means or where it came from... but it's still jewelry... it doesn't represent anything... it's just worn around your neck...


-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. whats wrong with piercings...? really...? it's thier own body... they could do with whatever they want...



-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)  okay but not all of the time... i know music is a huge influence on people... but someone might just listen to a band becouse they like the sounds of the guitar, or the guy's voice... i like rage against the machine but i don't go to protest...


-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.  he can't have friends that like the stuff they like... as long as it isn't a gang...



-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. okay now this is retarded... what if they just don't feel like doing that shit anymore... and since when did the bible, prayer, and church become a more important activity than sports...?


-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. that would be true if any of that shit exsisted... if you are an adult with children you shouldn't believe in any of this...


-Takes drugs. every one does drugs... i don't give a fuck who you are, it's 2005 allready, everybody does drugs... at least cigs... nothing is wrong with it... our governator smoked alot of weed and took steroids... and i heard that jesus was on some good opium when he was crusified...


-Drinks alcohol. jesus used to drink... if he exsisted that mother fucker made wine out of water... OMG i wish i was his drinking buddy...


-Is suicidal and/or depressed. for this i blame the parents... it's the parents fault that they don't feel like living anymore... ask any psychiatrist and they will tell you... it's either the parent's fault or a devastating event...



-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) i got to agree with these mother fuckers... at least they know that if your kid is cutting themselves to take them to the clinic... but like i said it's the parent's fault...



-Complains of boredom. your kid is just stupid... i don't know how anyone could be bored now and days... i could find entertainment with a bag of rubberbands...


-Sleeps too excessively or too little. your kid is a fat lazy pig... yell at him and tell him to get off his ass and wash the dishes... and if he's up all night take away the computer/tv...



-Is excessively awake during the night. look above... they shouldn't have anything to do in the middle of the night... unless they work graveyard...



-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) they are just acting like complete and uder fucktards... tell them to shut the fuck up and take them out to the beach or something...


-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. okay... parent's suck... it's the truth... to a minor parents really suck... who the fuck is going to want to hang out with a bible nut like you... just face it... get a life and stay out of thier business...



-Spends large amounts of time alone. look above... or maybe he just can't make friends... there are people like that.. they just don't feel like being bothered or they are bothered allready by something... it's your fault once again...



-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) okay now this is just retarded... yes people... your kids are praying to satan when they are taking a shit... it's true... there's no denying it... face it... the toilet is a alter, and the seat is a ouija board...


-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. who the fuck enjoys going out with thier friends and having a parent in thier business...? no one... don't do that... that will cause more than one thing on this list...



-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. those are just retarded kids, or kids that have A.D.D.... seriously... i think the world is infested with kids that have A.D.D or A.D.H.D.... my nephew has A.D.D. and it's the worst... he's all fucked up but like i said it's his parent's fault... i don't see him talking to the devil...



-Misbehaves at school. i just cleared that one up up there... and who doesn't misbehaves at school...?


-Misbehaves at home. i just told you... A.D.D., or you feed them too much fucken suger... i didn't believe this until we got a kid that lives with us...



-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. okay now this is the stupidest thing i have ever heard coming from a religion... and i know alot of religions... how the fuck did delicious, chocolaty, sugery, marshmellowy count dracula become a evil food...? how did this happen... the guys on the forum had a ball with this one... i hope whoever typed this shit up really dies...



-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) yes drinking blood is dangerous... but in some cultures it's tradition, or good luck... maybe your child is multi-cultured... you never know... but i don't think he's stupid enough to drink blood that is not his own... and blood is really tasty... it taste like metal...


-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) oh my god don't do that... what is wrong with watching cable... what classifies it as a corrupted media source... that's why there are ratings, and ways that you could avoid having a child watch pRon or contraversial stuff...



-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature. i don't agree, and i do agree with this one... i don't like games for children that are violent... that's just stupid... we have enough desensetized children with our ignorant parents allready... look at the age ratings... and RPG's just suck... if your kid likes RPG's he's a geek, don't worry about satan...



-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. i hope that all of your kids are growing up with the internet... it's a real good advantage... as long as you are present or have a good babysitter program... the internet is wonderfull and it's your childrens future...


-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. whats wrong with rocking out...? if thats how you dance a song, then it has to be... what if they called the waltz a satanist dance... will you still dance it... you couldn't dance it any other way... it's the waltz... and symbols part... your child is just an idiot again or has A.D.D....



-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. hood rat... that is all... but you never know... there's this little girl down the street that mimics the moves of all of the new girl pop stars to the exact look... she takes classes and everything... she's going places... i see nothing wrong with it... what if she's the next britney spears... OMGBRITNEYSPEARSSOFUCKENH AWTRIGHTNOW!!!!!!...



-Expresses an interest in sex. that is so normal... sex is good... it's in thier nature that they allready know sex is good... if my kids didn't express interest in sex i would know that there is some kind of problem... maybe they got raped..? you never know...


-Masturbates OMG... hmm... everyone masterbates... i'm pretty sure alot of pastors/priest masterbate... what else are they going to do but masterbate... unless they are force feeding some kids in the confession hall... masterbation is good... i think that masterbation is better than sex... but it's just knowing that you are putting something inside someone else is so irrisistable...



-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. okay this is not the devil's work... i'm pretty sure it's the parent's fault... even though we don't have an scientific explaination for it... so it has to be psychological... look at me... i'm none of the above... i'm not straight, gay, or bi... i don't like any of the sexes... i'll talk about that later...



-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. how dare you talk shit about any other religion that isn't your own... that is so stupid... OMG how dare you... and satanism isn't about worshiping satan... it's about god, and life... like the buddist... stupid bible fucks really pissed me off on this one...


-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". this one is easy... stop buying them that shit... i know it's what they want to wear... and if you can't control it fuck it... it's just clothes and stupid shit that if it breaks they won't give a fuck about it... it's just a small metal pin or a paper sticker...



-Claims to be a goth. no one claims to be goth... and if they do you have nothing to worry about... they are all a bunch of pussies that do good in school, go to college, and raise a family with good jobs... i've never meet a gothic person that isn't going to be successfull... you could tell from a young age...


so yeah... ignorance takes you nowhere... and if you do what this bulletin tells you to do you are a horrible parent... and it's not only my opinion, go ask anyone with a phd... they'll set you straight... but anyways... i just wanted to get that off of my chest... now on to the more important stuff... me... this is where i'll tell you what went on today... first of all today sucked... i didn't get to do shit... why couldn't my sister's wake me up early, and we should of gone to lancaster... fucken retarded morans... that shit really got me mad... then they weren't home when i woke up, and i had both of my nephew's over too... well... coyo was in the house too, so i wasn't alone... it was allright... i got on the internet to print out some music tabs that i wanted... OMG who has a printer now... thats right... after like a month with a printer, and no printer cable they finally got one from wal-mart... the real devil store... i would be more worried if my kids loved going to wal-mart or worked there... that would be scary...


so i'm on the internet, and this stupid tblog webserver was down... since yesterday that's why i didn't post anything... fuck you tblog... j/k... then i noticed that my dog bubbles took a shit in my room... OMG it was so fucken nasty... it stank and it was diarhea... that was gross... so alan, my sister's "man" said that he would clean it up for me... then i hear him gagging, and i start laughing...  then he comes asking for some lysol stuff, and tells me that he just threw up... and he was pretty mad becouse he says that he has a tolerance to gross stuff... me to... that would get me really mad... so he cleaned it up... nothing left... and he said... i'm never going to pick up another shit from this bitch again... lol... all right i told him... like an hour later the bitch decieded to take another shit in my room... OMFG... i threw her out like ten minutes before and she didn't do anything but play in the rain... so i go look and it was the same gooey nasty shit...


so i grab a roll of paper towels, and head to my room... as i started to stare at it, i started to gag... WTF..?? me gag at something gross..¿¿ nevAr!!!!... sure enough it got to me where i threw up a little in my mouth... and that just made me run to the restroom... which is in my room... i spit it out, but it kept coming out... i had just ate mac and cheese with a spicy hot dog... the hot dog made it all taste nasty, but the mac and cheese gave it a nice texture... lol... i couldn't believe i was throwing up... but i was enjoying it... i like the feeling kind of... it's refreshing... when i stopped i brushed my teeth... i had blood shot eyes... i was so fucken pissed off... my friend was over and he was tripping... stupid tony didn't know why the fuck i threw up or was mad about... i told him that i never get grossed out at anything... i have an iron stomach... but bubbles shit was gross... it was all dog food and vitamins so that shit really really stank... lol...


never again.. i'm throwing that bitch outside... fuck this... okay... i'm going to change the topic a little... my sister got me a "breast cancer awareness" pink bracelet... i've been wanting one... and yes i'm wearing it... i don't give a fuck... my mom died of cancer, and i want women to be carefull because it's a horrible way to die... i know it's going to raise up alot of questions, and i'm not embarrassed to talk about it... and i've always supported the pink ribbon foundation... i've always purchassed pens, socks, and shirts and gave them to my sisters... i'm also looking forward to buying a couple of "live strong" yellow bracelets... those are for lance armstrong cancer research foundation... i want three of those... one for me, and two for my guitars... i'll probably get the keychain too... i've been wanting these for a long time now... i just found out that they sell them at the mall...


well... i must be going... remember people... books don't have the answer to all of your problems... alot of the answers are common sense...


good nite... vote for me...


gumbii...........

 
i needs me some materials to do me stuff for my guitar and i want carbon fiber stuff that comes like
01.06.05 (5:22 am)   [edit]

OMGHI2U!!!!... i haven't posted in like three days or something... maybe becouse i haven't done shit at all... oh well... i still haven't done anything... lol...


 


omg i just got a great idea... since my pick guard on the hartke is all fucked up... i want to put a new black pick guard... the one it has is that scratched steel look thing... brushed metal... and i wanted one that is just black... or atleast chrome... since the headstock is chrome... then i would be able to move my knobs around... i hate where they are at... that and i'm missing one, so there is a huge hole on the pick guard... so i'm pretty sure that making my own pickguard will eliminate alot of my problems... then i could put a on/off switch any where i want to... and carbon fiber would make it look super pimp... unless i get clear plexiglass and put some stuff under it... like drawings... but i don't know... that sounds too messy... and carbon fiber is carbon fiber Yo!... like super bling bling becouse my guitar has carbon fiber on it... yeah that would be pretty pimp... i think it should be really easy to make... i will have to barrow agui's dremel, but it can be done... then i would also have to barrow some sandpaper...


man i am so broke right now... i really want to get that stuff and make my guitar look good... i'm even considering it for my future bass... the O.L.P. MM3 five string... it has a black pearloid pick guard but it looks like some kind of blue color... i don't like it... but i'm pretty sure that close up it's pretty pimp... but untill i get it... i will probably allready figure something out about the hartke... and the hartke has a name... her name is lucreciah... i think that's how you spell it... it's some girls name that comes out in a mexican soap opera... i forgot what it's called... oh i think it's called mujer de madera... yeah thats right... wooden woman... lol... what a bunch of spazzes... but they have alot of fine bitches in that novela... they don't hire them becouse of thier acting carreer... that would be a mistake... they hire them becouse they have nice bodies and beautiful faces... mexican's are the sexiest race on the planet... and i say that alot...


and it's true... i've been to mexico many times and every where i looked there was someone beautifull... i'm very racist to all races even my own... but it's true... i've never seen a black person that i can say that that person is beautiful... maybe alicia keys... but she's just bred that way... or white people too... i don't see any of them beautiful that aren't in the media... mexicans... OMG all of them are sexy as hell... not really, but they aren't ugly... it could be a girl or a guy, it doesn't matter... mexicans are the beautiful race... even though stereotypes make us look like lazy criminals up to no good... we are still beautiful... for a race... and i'm not saying i'm beautiful becouse i don't think i am... but i still get the hoes... and i don't even try... so i must be doing something right, or it's just becouse i'm mexican... lol... no but seriously... i'm serious...


anyways... back to my guitars... that would be cool if they both had a carbon fiber pick guard... i'm thinking about scanning it and sending it to go get made... but then i don't know of the quality i'm going to get back... maybe agui's friend joe could make it for me... yeah fucken right... i'm really going to pay like a million dollars to make a fucken pick plate... that fucker is so damn expensive... i bet that shit would come out super duper clean... if i make my own it's going to be a different shape... i don't like the shape that it has now... i'm going to make it completely different... not too ricey... just nicer... it allready looks kind of ricey... maybe becouse of the color that it has... brushed aluminum does look overexageratedly bling bling... i gues it complements the rest of the guitar... on the O.L.P. it would look nice becouse the entire bass except for the neck and strings is black... so if i could at least put a black plexiglass pick guard on that one i will be happy...


since i mentioned rice... i will discuss it as promised... i hate rice... i used to be rice... but i've been un-ricing my ways of thinking lately... i've been anti-rice for about a year and a half now... not becouse i can't drive my car, or i just haven't had any money to spend on my bucket... it's because i don't like it anymore... i remember when fast and the furious first came out... that was the worst/pimpest movie ever... i do have mixed feelings for it... but that is becouse it started off a huge trend of illegal night racing... that was a good thing, i think the only good thing that came out from that movie... everything else was rice... people started to talk like the movie characters... OMG they are just movie characters... they don't have any idea what they are saying in real life... they just say what they are told to say... and the people that write this shit only had a short period of time to learn and understand this shit... they aren't knowledgeable like real street racers, or import enthusiast... like me...


anyways... rice is that stuff that they put on cars so they look really fast just so they could hide that really really d15 engine they have... lol... it's true... an import enthusiast would never put on any kind of item that is one hundred percent asthetic, and does nothing for the performance of the car... why put money into it if will still get outperformed by something that cost ten thousand dolars less... and it doesn't stop with wings and shit... they have to get the big rims, the piece of shit vinyl interior... the paint, the coloured tint... okay... i sound like a huge hipocrite... but my shit isn't that rice... i have seventeens in the back becouse i can't afford any fifteens at the moment... i really hope i get a job soon so i could finish my car... anyways... jose has alot of rice into his car... but he still likes it... he know's it's rice, and he talks shit to ricers... he is a hipocrite too... but it's okay... he regrets getting the vinyl even though he thinks it makes it look really good...


but whatever floats your boat... i went the other route and got real leather... man that shit feels super good when your sitting on it... and i got black... the worst thing is that it's so fucken hard coming back to the car and it has the top off, and it's a hot day in summer... OMG burned ass like whoa... but it's worth it... i even changed the look of the seats... i mean the pattern... pretty soon i will have new pics on the website... so check back shortly... OMG my dad might come home today... i don't know what the fuck to do... he's such an asshole... i don't know where to run... and what if he's here and a huge package comes from UPS..? then what will i say... i can't say it's for jose... becouse the name on it will say gumbii... OMG i'm so scared... and he's going to talk shit about not fixing my tags and not moving it wile paying insurance... oh shit i'm so screwed... oh well... i've faced him before and i'll do it again... whats the worst that could happen... he  hitting me... PHFFfphoiqerthgoqi yeah fucken right... or him kicking me out of my OWN house... yeah madassdicksuckingfuckingi ntheassright yeah right he will... then what am i worried about...


maybe becouse all of his shit that i have recieved over the years has made me the person i am today... i blame it all on my dad, and the death of my mother... but i remember i used to be like this too when i was really young, so i'm just looking for some easy answer to point the finger at... i really need to go see a therapist... i think i will really go clinicly insane one of these days... and i'll post all about it... oh shit it's seven tweenty in the morning... maybe i should go to sleep... but i don't think that he will come... today the street sweeper comes and he can't park untill twelve... so i have untill twelve to find a place to hide... he leaves like around three anyways... so yay... i don't have to see him after all... what a fucken cock i've become becouse it's all his fault... lol... what a bad thing to say... i will apologise if i ever see him face to face again... something good came out of today... juan got me the stickers he promised me... that's really cool of him... and he made me a shitload too... he gave me eight team sol stickers... that's six more than i needed... good for you juan... i love you forever and there's nothing you could do about it...


good ole juan... i think he reads this so i wont talk shit about him... lol... but he know's i'm an asshole and that's all i like to do... talk shit... i think he could take it... not like cezar or other people's that get hurt... why the fuck do people get hurt when someone else talks shit...? that does not make any sense to me... it's stupid... why am I going to get mad becouse someone that doesn't think like me, or doesn't have a clue what i'm all about says something against me just to put me down...? why do i talk shit... i like seeing people's reactions to stuff... i tell them that they walk stupid or point out that they smell, or even touch thier genitals just to see what they say/do... i like how people work... especially thier minds... the way they react to stuff... they way they move... okay... i'll stop becouse i'm getting arraused somehow... and i know i misspelled arroused...? probably twice... lol... i just got the printer to work... i'm going to print all kinds of stupid shit... J/K... i'm going to put it into good use...


okay... i think i'm going to leave now... i'm going to sweep up the back yard a little... over and outs....


gumbii..........................

 
let me explain why everyone around me fucken sucks... okay...?¿
01.03.05 (5:02 am)   [edit]

especially ricers... yeah... i fucken hate all of you... especially those that didn't vote for me... i got like a hundred views... but no one voted for me... fuck all of you... vote damnit...


 


okay... you guys have to vote for my featured site... i only have one vote and it's mine... anyways... i really need to go to sleep... i spent all of this time fucking shit up on the computer... i just paid for my pipes and alot of other stuff... so i must leave you... tomarrow i will talk about king ricer, and ricer bob... fuck you guys....!!


gumbii.............

 
vote for me god fucken dammit... yeah... i know you want it you filthy wreched wench....
01.02.05 (5:44 am)   [edit]

okay... someone took my post seriously and gave me 3000 tbucks yesterday... do i decieded to get my blog featured and got me a new warning button...


 


hooray for me... not for you... for me... i'm finally featured... that means i'm going to try harder and type more interesting shit than before to get peoples votes... just vote for me god damn you... i'm tired of watching stupid people waste thier votes everytime there is something to vote about... like the 04' presidential election... oh my fucken god that mother fucker didn't win... yes he did... what a fucken rip-off... i hate it... and i especially hated it when they played it on tv for like four fucken days non-stop... i know i have a 300 channels with the dish, but i wanted to watch the fucken simpsons... if i didn't watch the simpsons, what the fuck would i talk about when i go to class the next day..? what else do you think we talk about..¿ this blog..??? i don't think so... we talk about the simpsons... not jessica simpsons... she has a fucked up ugly chin... yuk... yes the cartoon...


last time we started remembering old school cartoons... like the smurfs, voltron, king arthur knights of the round, and x-men... oh shit... x-men cartoons are the best cartoons ever made... i fucken love them... i love the movies... but i fucken love the cartoons... so some kid in school found them on ebay... the entire collection on dvd for like 50 bucks... not bad, good find... i'm fucking hating... i want them... fuck you ebay once again... ebay always does this shit to me... i can't believe what kind of grip it has over me... they always have good shit that i simply can't find anywhere else... they are evil... it's my wal-mart... everytime i have the computer on i have to have an ebay window open... sux to be me... but oh well... i'm owned... at least i haven't gotten p'wnd... i'm still looking at the fucken bagpipes i'm going to get... i'm going to wait for the last minute... but i'm also going to get a practice chanter thing with the book and a cd... jose was right... how the fuck am i going to learn how to use it...?


i don't even play any wind instruments... but i atleast want to be able to play ten musical instruments or more... or at least learn how to use every kind of instrument... strings, percussion, wind, wood winds, stuff... well... i allready play the guitar and bass... and i consider the bass to be a percussion instrument... i can use the keyboard fairly good... and that could mimic any instrument so i'm allready tallented to use every instrument... yeah fucken right... who am i kidding...? me... i got to get these pipes... what other wood wind instruments are they... clarenet... nope... pan flute, gay... wooden flute, gay... saxophone... hells no... the bagpipes are the only manly instruments in that catagory... what else... i want a set of drums too... or i will be happy with a darbuka... do you know what a darbuka is... it's a small expensive hand drum thing... i think it's arabian... yeah it has to be...


we used to go to this hookah bar down in anaheim... it's pretty pimp... they would play some arabian jams and slap the darbuka... lol... they let me use one once... they sound really cool, but it's kind of tricky to use... they have special techniques to make different tones... pretty pimp... okay... so i officially bidded on the bagpipes... by the end of next week i should be getting them... i am so freaking happy... oh shit... i shifted topic to damn fast... i'm sorry... oh well... i'm also bidding on a practice chanter like i stated earlier... that way i could practice fingering the pipe... lol... anyways... check out this fucken moron... klik on this to see... what a fucken huge tool... i wonder what goes on those people's small minds wile there doing that shit... probably on some drugs... it's funny... thats probably all they wanted to do is make some people laugh... i didn't laugh... but it was a good attempt...


fuck... i have absoloutly no deoderant... i had to scrape some off with my hands and smuther it on my armpits today... and it wasn't enough becouse i could smell me.. i thought i was going to stink when i went to go eat with carla and jose... that would of been fucked up... we went to BJ's down at cerritos... it's really awesome... it's a sports bar grill... and they have thier own distillery and brew some of the best tasting beers evAr...! seriously... we all shared an order of chilli fries... those were the best chilli fries ever... they were wedge cut, and good... we ended up ordering a bar-b-que chicken pizza... that had to be the best pizza i've ever tasted... it was so thick and good... jose got this beer called tatanka i think... it's a super dark beer that fucked me up with one cup... so i drank three... i'm not really into dark beer... but i'll get used to it... i'm going to do a transition to dark... you get alot more out of dark... next time i want to get a picher of this beer called pm porter... it has an caramel, chocolatey sweet taste to it, and is super smooth... yes it was so fucken good...


that place was packed... they told us it was a 45 minute wait... but we just went inside and sat on a table... tell me thats not super ghetto... then a waitress saw us and gave us the menus... after we got the beers and ordered they finally called jose's name out... lol... oh well... then me and jose agreed to come during school time, like at lunch to grab a picher of beer between classes... that sounds like an awesome plan... the last time i went drunk to class was in high school... well... i used to sit in mr. bahn's class and pound the day away... i would get so fucked up... i don't know why he would let us... it's a mistery... but he was super cool... he used to call me chain-balls becouse i had a huge chain for my wallet that was made out of big metal balls... lol... maybe he was gay and liked seeing me and my friend all fucked up and wasted... yikes... he should of made his move... i would of stabbed him or pounded his face with the brass knuckles i used to carry...


what...? me carry weapons... OMG!!! gumbi... please... stop... yes it's true... i would carry a pair of bad ass stainless steel butterfly knifes and some brass knuckles... i would show them too... no one knew what the fuck they were... they just saw two chrome things hanging on my side, and a bunch of chains on top of the brass knuckles... i'm lucky i never got into any fights in highschool... i think i would of gone to jail... i really would of fucked someone up... i think i would of killed someone... man i was an asshole... i remember one time there was this kid named josh, and we used to call him jerkle becouse he wore glasses... that mother fucker had a mouth on him... then i heard him talking shit, so i went up to him but he kept on talking shit... so i got so mad i pulled out a butterfly knife at him... he got so fucken scared... i feel like shit now... poor thing... he never went back to school... and he never ratted me out... he was probably too scared...


if you are reading this josh... well... i think his name was josh... i am sorry... really sorry... i didn't want it to go that bad... but you just couldn't keep your mouth shut... i feel really bad... if you are reading this, or you know who i'm talking about... this was at bell gardens high school... he should be year of 2000 like i should of been... please contact me... santogumbii@gmail.com i'm sorry, and i will appologise to you in person... i know that i misspelled appologise but i can't remember how to spell it... oh well... this shit don't have spellcheck i guess... or else my shit would look like soup with red noodles... oh well... that was my public appology to josh... i regret alot of shit that i do... but fuck it... alot of shit has happened to me and no one evAr says they're sorry or anything... i also feel really guilty about all kinds of other stuff... but i can't write about them... i would rather say it to the person... but when i do... i'll bust a blog about it... lol...


this is really good stuff, and i noticed since i've been blogging i'm a little bit more happier... that means i have to be mean to more people... oh my god ryan martinee from mudvayne is the shit... they're drummer is pretty good on the double pedal... how could so much talent be wasted on such a weak band... i know they have alot of fans... but they still aren't no system of a down, or rage... they never will be... oh well... at least they are making some money... ryan martinee goes heads up with flea from the chilli peppers... but that IMHO... if you don't know what that means, it stands for Is My Honest Opinion... IMHO... i like it becouse i could hold the shift button down with my left hand wile typeing with the right hand... i used to have an OCD that would make me count how many letters out of a word had to be typed with the right hand, and with the left hand, then get the numbers and find out which hand had to do more by how many letters... man i'm so fucken screwed up in the head...


later on i'm going to make a blog entry about all of my obsesive compulsive dissorders... i swear that shit will be so fucken long... does everyone have OCD's... i'm pretty sure that they do... i see people doing alot of stupid shit... oh well... i got to start asking people... i'm getting tired, and i must take a shower... fuck going to sleep... i got to help do some brakes today and go buy me some deoderant... lol... lates...


gumbii......................

 
man... the more i see the more i want...............................................................
01.01.05 (3:31 am)   [edit]

i hate it... it's like ebay owns me... i can't stop searching for shit that i want, but that i don't need... i need a pill...


 


yeah... i'm looking at ebay... i was still looking to see if i find a different set of bagpipes or something... and i started looking at ouija boards... i really want one... but a good old school wooden one... later on i want to get one dated 1920 or older... those are really nice... they have a pimp one that is dated 1915 and it has the instructions in the back... thats really cool becouse it was a rich persons game back then... i just finished american history... like the bicycle, the ouija board was a leasure time game that only the richest people would play... pretty awesome owning something like that... i would be really happy with it... but they go for around and over ninety bucks... i don't think i want to spend that much right now... i'll wait... hopefully i will come up on one for cheap... the pointer is really nice as well... it's solid wood, and has a nice glass piece as a magnifier... even though it doesn't magnify anything...


now i want a pre-milton bradley ouija board... oh well... got to wait for santa next year... check this out.... klik me... it's only at 120something bucks... fuck it... some one know's something i don't... maybe it's a really rare one that somekind of president used... that one the pointer doesn't have the glass monocle thing... maybe it's one of the first boards that were released... maybe it's a prototype... i love how it has two stars on the lower corners... thats so fucken hot right now... i want to get a ouija board tattoo'd on my back... my entire back... that would be the best... but i don't want it to be like the traditional ouija board look, and letters... i want it to be completely costom... or maybe the one from that ouija board movie that came out along fucken time ago... that board had some insane letters... i don't remember when was the last time i saw that movie... but it looked really insane, and i haven't seen it since... oh well...


yeah... today for me was new years... and like always... it was just like any other day... i woke up late... did nothing... went to jose's house... we watched Ali G indahouz... that shit is funny... it's so retarded that it's funny... it's not like these other "modern" comedy movies... those suck ass... anyways... after that movie we started watching king aurthur, thru the middle of the movie it was like five minutes to new years so we paused it and looked for the countdown on the tv... after like four minutes we found one with ugly ass celia cruz singing... i thought she died... anyways... new years came, and we all got up and gave eachother hugs and stuff... i don't like handshakes... i like hugs... stupid jose didn't want to give me a hug... it's all good... i didn't get hurt or anything... i knew he wasn't going to let me hug him... so then we took pictures... then i was on my way to my house... i told them that i would be back at midnight...


so i go outside and you could hear all kinds of people blowing shit up and shooting thier assault riffles... seriously... i saw my neighbor's nephew outside, danny... and i gave him a hug too... so i go to my house, walk in... and the only one that was happy to see me was bubbles... no one was at my house... i looked all over to see if there was anyone here... but i didn't find anyone else but bubbles... she was really scared becouse of the fireworks and shit... so i let the other dogs inside... picked up a bit in the living room and my room... i lit some inscence... i do that every year for about 12 years now... then i sat down in the living room all alone with my dogs... i felt really sad... i kind of wanted to cry... i think i did tear up... but i didn't cry... i didn't know why i got so imotional all of the sudden... but i just couldn't believe how alone i felt... then i started thinking that i'm probably going to be all alone this year too... i hate being alone... so i just stood there...


i probably should of gone back to jose's house... but i didn't want to leave my house... i guess i had one of my emotional anxiety attacks... so i was home alone for like an hour... then my sisters got home... bruoght me some mole to eat... and they went to sleep... now here i am... i still feel sad... i guess i fell into a depression... i hate feeling depressed... i'm not even exited about the bagpipes anymore... i'm thinking about not getting them... i know for a fact that they will cheer me up... but i don't know... being depressed really sux... the good thing is that i was talking to my friend joe thru aim... he's a fellow del sol owner that lives in florida... me and him talk every night, and have been talking for about 2 years now... which is pretty cool... we know alot about eachother, and what we like... and i could never get tired of car talk... he was telling me that his new years was horrible too... he left to do a simple arrand, and took too long... when he came back everyone was asleep, and no one drank any champagne becouse he was not there... that really sux... but i told him that they love him, and that i loved him too...


yeah i know... thats pretty gay... but i do love him... he's a really good friend... he's kind of like a me... but suffers from depression alot... so i try to cheer him up everytime... or at least listen to what he has to say... i'm seriously thinking about bringing him to los angeles with me... he says that he would come, but he don't have the cash... i always see that alot of the guys from the forum always buy plane tickets and visit eachother... i think thats the shit... i wish i could afford to do that... but yeah... i want to bring him over here... maybe he will like it... and stay... he needs to get away from boring ass nothing to do florida... i think he lives in florida... oh shit... oh well... anyways... i told him that i will pay for his way over here... but he probably thinks i'm joking... i wonder if he will accept it if i send him a ticket... hmm... i should bring that up someday... but not soon... i have no cash to back it up...


OMG... klik on this... once again ebay is the shizznitizznizzle baby... you could find all kinds of stupid retarded people on this shit... i fucken love it... incredible... incase you can't see it or are too lazy to klik on to another window... here's the discription...



This auction is for a very EVIL ouija board . The spirits and ghost that posses this board have proven this. I made this board without realizing just how powerful and dangerous it can be. This board has a story behind it, and it brings chills to my body just telling you about it. I have witnessed first hand the power of this board. Talking with a spirit one night by the name of RICKY I told him I didn’t believe he was able to appear to me and he did through my bedroom mirror. Ricky committed suicide at the age of 18. I started spending numerous times talking to this spirit called Ricky, to the point my friends started questioning me. I stopped associating with anyone except this spirit called Ricky. One friend took the board from my possession while I was away from home one day and tried to throw it away. Two days later I fount the board under my bed. By this time I started realizing things were getting just a little to weird. I put the board in the top of my closet. The other night I was discussing on the phone with a friend that I was going to rid myself of the board. The Board fell from the top of the closet. I don’t see how because the board was under a very heavy suitcase. I feel a connection to Ricky but feel someone out there can better understand him and possibly put his spirit to rest or use I WARN YOU BEWARE This is not a game or a hoax this is a very evil and dangerous board. Please do not bid if your not sure of what your getting yourself into or cannot handle these evil spirits and ghost.



he wants a hundred fucken bucks for this homemade piece of shit... what a fucken idiot... oh well... looney ass mother fucker... i don't understand how people could go so into this shit... or maybe he's just fool of shit like 80% of ebay users... and then he uses a fucken horrible ass picture... whatevA!... at least his shipping price is fair... one fucken cent... lol... one cent to ship a hundred dollar piece of wood... lol... that shit brightened my day...


ah that felt good... finding something that makes me feel 375190751057812-578943057 2 times smarter than someone else is the best... yes... simply the best... man i want to get in a freaken band... but i allready discussed that so i will not rant about it... lol... i guess the depression is wearing off... i'm also trying not thinking about it... so i wont scroll up... back to ebay i go... i'm going to try to find some other thing that i might want besides the bagpipes... maybe a nice accoustic guitar... but for the value, and rarity of the bagpipes is pretty hard to let pass by... what if i never end up getting some bagpipes becouse i just don't want them anymore... fuck that... i'm trying to expand my musical tallent, and explore new possibilities... jose did bring up something that is true and made me think... after i learn like the traditional song what next..?¿ i don't know... maybe i could just make up some stuff like the guy from korn does... man he sux... but he wears a pretty pimp kilt, and has some nice bagpipes... fuck him...


man what a fucken hater i am... i hate haters and there i go hating on someone... oh well... i really need to hook up this fucken printer... i need one of those USB printer cables... my sister hasn't gotten one... she's stupid... i could of been printing all kinds of shit allready... like pics, and sheet music... i really want to do that... i like to get the lyrics, and put the how to play it tab right under it... space it out neatly... and bam... that shit looks fucken pimp... that way i could make a book or something... i need to get a hole puncher, and a new binder... awesome... i also want to use thick heavy paper... thats would be the shit... OMG... i'm excited again... man... this song called the patient by the tool is really really good... tool is the shit... i can't wait for thier new shit... i really want to see them live... i hear that they are great... i like to play thier songs on the bass becouse they are unique, and versitile... and magical...


well... i must be leaving now... i'm actually tired... and it's 5.30am....
i hoped you all had a nice good year....


gumbii................

 
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