pretty hardcore weekend... six pichers of beer, sports bar, 9 twelve backs, 4 idiots, one baby shower, one day sobering... equals one fun weekend...

OMG, this is how i felt when we went to B.J.'s for some drinks... we had to make up a excuse, so we celebrated burro's birthday... what a weenie... we planned it a week ahead, and non of his buster friends showed up... haha... fucken asshole losers... so anyways... we show up and take a table at the bar section... fuck making reservations, or waiting an hour and a half for a table... we start off light... we get two pitchers of Jeremiah red to start... i think it has 7.1% alcohal value.... it's some good ass dark beer... it looked like we were the only ones getting dark beer around us... the girl was tripping... i'm pretty sure she's never seen 5 guys pound 6 pitchers of thier strongest darkest beers in an hour and a half... yeah i know... we also got two BBQ pizzas... those are the best pizzas on the planet... i swear to got they are... you go to go to this place... it's called B.J.'s and it's located at cerritos square by the mall... awesomeness... so after we decieded to leave...


gabriel and jose...


jose, and grass...

OMG that cookie was the best cookie on the planet... it had fresh vanilla ice cream on it... and it was all chewy, and hot... chocolate chips and everything... OMG it was so good... i ate the entire thing... the waitress found out that it was gabriels birthday... supposedly... and she hooked it up... so i ate it... everyone tasted it... but i ate it... OMG it was so delicious... i loved every bite of it... yummity yum yum... next time we go i'm defenetly going to buy a couple of those... but i'll try the white chocolate one, or macadamia... last time they offered us desert, but then me and carla looked at ourselfs and we hung our head down and said no... lol... i'm getting incredibly fat, and i don't need it... but fuck it... it's so delicious...

i drove juan's truck becouse the idiot was too drunk, and josé drove his accord... yeah we were pounded... but i still didn't feel that fucked up... but when we got home, gabriels friends decieded to come over, and we made them buy a shit load of beer... take a look...

newcastle, becks, and ¿grolsch?.... WTF is grolsch...???

esgardo, burro, and carlitos...

stupid drunk ass grass...


that's jerry (wannabe gumby) and juan... looks like he's shitting...

carlitos, esgardo, burro, agui, jerry, and josé...

idiots... and yeah these are pictures of us drinking outside my side walk... that is my house... OMG those pics are nothing than what really happened... after we got home... they started drinking again... i didn't... i had to go to sleep early becouse i had to go to a baby shower early in the morning to set up... i had to be up at 7... fuck that... so i tried to sleep really early... so anyways... burro's friends got beer for them twice... OMG twice... even after josé gave carlito's car the "Flying Peanut"... lol... stupid josé gets so drunk he's funny... he threw a peanut at his car, and turned and said... "he just got the flying peanut"... WTF was that about... then before that... we were rapping about that short guy carlitos... he's not my friend... he's burro's friend... and we always rap when we are drunk... it's super funny... i need a camcorder or something... so we started rapping about the idiot... and he started to get a little closer... and we stopped rapping... but then josé "me'd" the song... he did something like... Me me me me me ME Me... i've never heard that idiot do anything like that in my life... we started laughing like jack asses...

juan was super wasted too... he went into my house and started flaunting his cash around... what an nincompoop... i asked him if he had a pearl necklace in his wallet, and he shut the fuck up... lol... that's an inside joke... then he got really close to flo (mag's friend), and looked at her shirt... she had the simpsons... then he started nameing people... that's gumbii, that's josé, that's... when he got to the third "that"... he touched her nipple with his finger... LOL... that was comedy... so he got embarrased and walked outside... then he was telling me something, and he put his lips on my shoulder, and agui started laughing and talking shit... i said... "i'm going to tell josé about this"... and he got really red, and ran inside... he was talking to my sister's and all of the sudden he knocked out on the couch... that was the first time he's ever slept in my house i think... he usually gets all stuborn and sleeps at josé's house... they're related...

jerry was also plastured... he went to my bathroom, and fucked it all up... he did something that i didn't know it was possible... he fucked up my shitter with shit... he clogged it up, and made it chocolodo... lol... idiot... then he goes out, and asks me... "how do you flush your toilet?"... i told him that he has to plunger it... so he started plungering it... and OMG it gets worse i guess... josé comes, and tells him just to leave it alone... lol... so who has to fix, it and clean it up... that's right... me... don't be surprised... it's my friend, i don't mind... but OMG i wish i didn't have to... it was so horrible... i gagged and threw up a little in my mouth... i should of taken a picture... then he sends burro back to see if it's still cloged becouse he wanted to use it again... lol... fucken shit... so i just left to the living room... i didn't want to be around... so i wanted to fall asleep... i turned on my alarm clock... and layed down...

and what happened next... i kept hearing people... "¿where's gumbii?" times a million... then i heard josé come into the room to use the restroom... after he finished he turned around and turned off the light... then he walked out, but stopped... i guess he remembered that i was laying down in my bed... he turns the light back on and yells... "FAGGOT!!!".... lol... i wanted to laugh so hard but i just held it in... that was hillarious... then i tried to go to sleep more... i had a head ache becouse of the stupid ice cream... then 10 minutes later i got a huge nose bleed... then after i fell asleep, i got a horrible shit attack... then after that... i woke up with horrible heart burn... that was the worst... i guess it was the pizza or the beer... damn ulcer... i hate it... why do i have to be plagued with every disease on the planet...??? oh well... at least i'm not gay... lol... josé says i'm half gay... i'm not sure what that means... but i'm okay with it... as long as i'm not fully gay... lol...

so i wake up early as fuck the next day... OMG i was so tired... i only slept like 4 hours... so i get ready and my ride is here... it was my cousin cris... it was his cousin's baby shower... so we start setting up stuff... cleaning... shit like that... then i had a soda break... i started staring at this guy....

yeah i know... it's a pigeon... but this pigeon was tripping me out... he was building a nest from little pieces of dead dry grass... he must have been doing this for hours, or not days... he had a shit load of grass all ready in his hole thing... i was amazed, and inspired by this poor bird... how could something that probably no one has ever singled out in it's life be doing something so increadible... i've never seen it done before... i've seen spiders make thier webs and stuff... but this guy was building his own house... for his family... he was being a responsible parent... then i started thinking about life... i don't want to get into it, becouse i still don't have an idea about it... but it made me think... so i had to take a picture of him... i printed him out and put him on my school folder... i will remember him forever... or at least try to...

so in the baby shower... a grip of people showed up... i know hardly any of them... just a handfull... burned a couple of DVD movies... watched the primus concert DVD in full HDTV and 5.1 dolby surround... awesome... primus is so much talent for one band... i got to check out oysterhead later... so that was my saturday... not much... i was still drinking newcastle... pretty good day... sunday... josé, carla and me went to the starlight swapmeet... it was fun... at least i got out of the house for once... it's been a wile since i've been to any outdoor swapmeet just to walk... josé got dewey a dog collar, and i'm thinking about getting buddah a custom gray leather dog harness... the old man wants 30 bucks for a custom harness... that is so worth it... we're going back this sunday, and i'm going to give him at least $10 so he could make me the harness... he said that he could get any kind of leather, and hook it up... i want to get him a matching leash, collar, and a matching collar for me... with spikes...

today monday, i went to class... OMG it was so fucken boring... but i met some new people... i don't know what the fuck thier names were... but they seemed really cool... i guess normal college people aren't like us mechanicly inclined people... they are much stranger than us... or just not as much assholes like us... lol... this guy seemed really nice, but he didn't come on to strong, or sound like he was trying to hard... he was just a really cool person... he gave us copies of the puzzles we had to do... i wonder why he made so many extras... maybe he did it for that sole purpose... hmm... i wonder... then foot came to my house... he wanted me to put on his stereo becouse it got stollen... check it out....

so i got clarion that i had laying around and tried to install it... it didn't work... i ran all of the fucken wires, installed a amp, did everything... and the damn shit didn't work... i probably worked on his car for like 2 hours straight... with several breaks in between... but in the end the shit didn't want to make a sound... fuck everybody that moment... but it's all good...

lol... josé's mom asked him why he was throwing up and acting like an idiot... she knew he was drunk... she was just beating around the bush... and you know what he said..???¿ "es por qué comi mucho turkey"... what a fucken idiot... he told her becouse he ate too much turkey... LOL... who the fuck would say that... OMG dork 100% 4 lyfe...

well i'm outs... i'm uber tired... i'll see you all tomarrow... if you read the entire thing comment on it... if you didn't don't leave any idiot comments... thank you....

gumbii..........